Here’s the final instalment of the ‘Lockout Doozies’ edition (see Part 1 and 2).
“When the season was over they didn’t offer me nothing good.”
- Nene on Denver’s ‘paltry’ offer of a four-year, $50 million extension prior to the lockout.
In this day and age, an appropriate statement I think not.
“I want y’all to address me like [...]

As promised, here’s Part 2 of the ‘Lockout Doozies’ edition.
And so long as the asshattery continues so will this piece, because at this point moronic statements are about as good as we’re going to get from these clowns.
“Michael Fake Jordan is a sell out. #Period. He forgot which hole he came out of.”
- Stephon [...]