Posts Tagged ‘Amare Stoudemire’

The Offseason Trade Chronicles, Part 2: The Hedo/Childress Trades

In the second part of our Offseason Trade Chronicles (check Part I while you’re at it), me and my bro Fish took the time to analyse the moves made by the Phoenix Suns in the off-season.
Once Amare Stoudemire announced his intention to sign with the Knicks, Phoenix worked out a token sign and trade deal [...]

Keep Ya Head Up Knicks – Moving ahead after the Summer of LeBron

“Keep Ya Head Up”
– 2Pac

Firstly, let me state clearly that any and all words that come out of my mouth relating to the NBA contain a heavy, at times ridiculous, bias towards the Knicks. But like P.Diddy… Can’t stop, won’t stop.
Let me also say this – if I ever see Lebron in the street, he [...]

What Really Happened At The NBA Free Agent Summit

At a private island somewhere in the Pacific…
Inside a large conference room in LeBron’s palatial island mansion, the King and Dwyane Wade sat at the head of a giant table. A series of chairs, each varying in comfort level, were spread around the table, placed horizontally.
LeBron: Damn, when are those guys gonna get here?
At [...]

Free Agency Flights

With the silly season now in full swing, we only thought it fair to share our opinions on what could be the most exciting, entertaining, league-changing off season, ever! Today alone I read that these NBA “reporters” have learnt Lebron and Bosh are definitely going to Chicago. Then I read Lebron and Bosh are definitely [...]

Day 36-37 – Magic and Suns save face

Day 36 – Ze goggles…zey do something after all?
(Lakers v Suns Game 3)
3 votes – Amare Stoudemire: In what might be a first in Playoff Vote history, I’m going to give a guy the 3 votes and then spend the rest of the post venting. So hear me out. First off, Amare was clearly [...]

Confessions of a Box Score Watcher

Hans is the NBAMate fantasy dude and resident expert of 80’s teen movies. Occasionally he looks up from his box scores and player splits and PER rankings to find time to dispense his fantasy wisdom. This is one of those times.
Forget about asylum seekers, forget the new Twilight movie and forget the upcoming AFL [...]

Sunday Six Pack – Terry’s finger, Adam goes west, Amare goes…where?

ONE: Andrew Bogut opens up in his latest blog about his back injury, and his annoyance at an Australian journalist for blowing his alias (I won’t tell you what his alias is but it’s quite amusing). Some highlights from Andrew’s blog:
On Monday morning I had a bone scan and a CAT scan. I had dye [...]

The First Sunday Six Pack

There are too many sports blogs. Too many. Ever wondered why Ball Don’t Lie bother doing their Ten Man Rotation bit? Because there’s too many sports blogs, and you’ll never find all the good stuff without someone trawling through cyberspace to find the good stuff for you. So lies the reason for the Sunday Six [...]

Happy Birthday Bogut, the return of Ray and some Puerto Rican guy

After recovering from a weird and wonderful night spent talking and dancing with strangers with moustaches at the Movember Melbourne Gala Party, my life returned to a little normalcy today (although seeing the guy with assless chaps win Man of Movember may scar me for a few more weeks). Here’s a look around the L.

Bogut [...]

Fat Men Can’t Jump

Well someone decided it would be a good idea to pay Shaquille O’Neal $20 million when I couldn’t sell him for 50 cents. Did they not read my item description? As far as I’m concerned everything I said back in December still stands – except for the bit about Shaq mortgaging the Miami Heat’s future. [...]